empty net specialist

what the fuck;;;


(im sammi)

jencorpsichord:

young adult things: washing your colors with your whites because you don’t care you JUST don’t fucking care

(via chillestdad)

illkim:

"You smoke?"

"Only recreationally"

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daftpunkforcutie:

what the fuck this turtle has like no games on it

(via kenopsias)

A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger.
some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true (via floralprintharry)

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having a huge crush on your best guy friend 0/10 would not recommend

… its too early for this bullshit.

Me, no matter what time it is. (via lastisle)

(via girlypearls-penguinshockey)

trippiest:

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

(via morinlovewithpirri)

hawlmuchalucha:

deans-left-buttcheek:

Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass

College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing

(via varlysbowtie)

rib-caged:

I hate when guys are like “oh you’re not one of those girls that’s going to order a salad for dinner are you?” MAYBE I AM. MAYBE I FUCKING LIKE SALADS. HAVE YOU EVEN TASTED RASPBERRY VINAIGRETTE. 

(via kenopsias)

sexualremarks:

WHY DO PARENTS ALWAYS RUIN YOUR DAY AND THEN ACT LIKE THEY DIDNT RUIN YOUR DAY AND WONDER WHY YOURE IN A BAD MOOD

(via hendytendy)

jamesyfranco:

"if people were rain then i was a drizzle and she was a sharknado"

(via fourblackhawkfeathers)

bloody-nips:

when you accidentally make a baby cry and you don’t know what to do to get it to stop

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treesthatsee:

*blows a kiss at the ocean (for the sharks)*

(via phantomofthearena)