empty net specialist

what the fuck;;;

(im sammi)


yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day

(via niam-bells)

guys should this be my new icon should i keep it 


sometimes i think about that story of tavares going to a party with kadri and kadri was smoking pot while tavares sat in the corner with his shirt over his face so he wouldn’t accidentally breathe anything in

(via longlivehockey)



The most dangerous phrase in the language is, “we’ve always done it this way.”

"Come on, let’s mix it up!" The heart surgeon says.

"B-but we’ve always done it this way!" The other replies, "this is how you replace a heart valve."

"That’s the most dangerous phrase in the human language!" The first surgeon replies haughtily as he inputs a fruit loop into the patient’s heart. "This will be his valve. He will be a fruit loop in a world of Cheerios."

(via shermsalot)

  • me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
  • them: no
  • me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
  • them: we're not
  • me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

arrested development is a wild show 


my favourite thing about summer is that  i dont feel like i want to jump off a bridge every sunday

(via dreamilysilent)


you ok Jordan.

(via dont-puck-with-me)


i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck

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My favorite picture in the entire world.

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found two kitties cuddling by the sea

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you realize how much effort you make with a person when you don’t text them first for once and they never speak to you again

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