empty net specialist

what the fuck;;;


(im sammi)

guy:

yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day

(via niam-bells)

guys should this be my new icon should i keep it 

aubreygram:

sometimes i think about that story of tavares going to a party with kadri and kadri was smoking pot while tavares sat in the corner with his shirt over his face so he wouldn’t accidentally breathe anything in

(via longlivehockey)

fandom-universe:

kungfucarrie:

The most dangerous phrase in the language is, “we’ve always done it this way.”

"Come on, let’s mix it up!" The heart surgeon says.

"B-but we’ve always done it this way!" The other replies, "this is how you replace a heart valve."

"That’s the most dangerous phrase in the human language!" The first surgeon replies haughtily as he inputs a fruit loop into the patient’s heart. "This will be his valve. He will be a fruit loop in a world of Cheerios."

(via shermsalot)

  • me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
  • them: no
  • me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
  • them: we're not
  • me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

arrested development is a wild show 

heartbreaks:

my favourite thing about summer is that  i dont feel like i want to jump off a bridge every sunday

(via dreamilysilent)

gelatotanev:

you ok Jordan.

(via dont-puck-with-me)

lordoftheinternet:

i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck

(via pittlove12)

goodbranson:

My favorite picture in the entire world.

(via readmyhockeymind)

jingledink:

found two kitties cuddling by the sea

(via p-dupuis)

cumfort:

you realize how much effort you make with a person when you don’t text them first for once and they never speak to you again

(via bieksalove)